dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

(via humorprince)

When I turned vegan, I didn’t feel that way about every animal around. I’ve noticed it’s something that changes naturally. Nowadays I vacuum around a spider, catch flies to release them outside and let silverfish go about their business; a whole new world, a whole new-found mental peace. I love being vegan, it’s the best thing that ever happened to me. I finally understand, we all have but one life, human, cow, ant, everyone, it is not our right to take it away in a whim, simply because we can, it’s their right to live their lives, just like us, just like me. -Jaco van Drongelen (Nov 29, 2013)

(Source: animalsandtrees, via vegan-veins)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via wolverhamperton)

All girls should have a poem
written for them even if
we have to turn this Goddamn world
upside down to do it. -Richard Brautigan, “All Girls Should Have a Poem” (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via crystal-meth-barbie)

Mirar a tus compañeros de clase y pensar ‘Ese termina en la cárcel, ese debajo de un puente, esa de puta, esa de cajera en McDonald’s…’”

(Source: karynaanguiano, via y-al-final-siempre-estas-sola)

milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*
Así que uno planta su propio jardín y decora su propia alma, en lugar de esperar a que alguien le traiga flores. -Jorge Luis Borges. (via espacioderevelaciones)

(via y-al-final-siempre-estas-sola)

—Te invito a mi casa a ver una película.
—¿Y si no me gusta?
—Te vistes y te largas. -

(via depressed-n-emotionally-vacant)

Tumblr culiao, he reblogueado como mil posts de indirectas para él, incluyendo este.

(via br0k3n-mirr0r)

(Source: hachedesilencio.net, via y-al-final-siempre-estas-sola)

- ¿Te quiere o que onda? - Que onda.

mi-aburrimiento-es-infinitoo:

XDDDD

(Source: thanksforeverythingmylove, via y-al-final-siempre-estas-sola)

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

(via heart)